The Skoultch

Skoultch

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Pronounced SK-OL-CH

etm. 1st Age Common

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The Skoultch is a seven-foot-tall, gnarled humanoid with a bizaare mix of plant and animal features. No two skoultch look alike. Skoultch are fascinated by the everyday behaviors of people, and will creep into towns and villages at night to watch or listen to them through open windows and loose doors, sometimes being so bold as to enter dwellings and stand over folk as they sleep. They are extremely fond of dairy products like sweet cream and cheese, and folk who know of them leave such foods outside as an offering of peace. Skoultch are easily startled, and will react violently to such intrusions on their quietude. However, they are fond of children and will never harm one.



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Great Library Records

4454 1st Age

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The average senial Male skoukth is often mistook for particularily large Dragon Droppings. Young ones look normal though (if anything large, furry and with strange leaflike antenae is normal.) THey are very fond of Dairy products (most notably Creamed Goat cheese)and I always carry some around just in case. They hang around cities in hope of a Dairy snack, but are very interested in Human activity and will sometimes even openly ask a Human about his/her life, most notably his Marriage, how S/he is managing his/her addictions and if they are very influencial in the field of Dairy. They can get violent, but this is only under extreme circumstances. They realy love children and will sometimes even SHARE THEIR CHEESE!!!!

I am quite fond of Skoulches and I am desperatly trying to convince men and women that they are not going to eat them and that it would be of no harm just to give them a small slice of the Stinkin' Bishop.

Nothing Like Stinkin' Bishop...

Nope, there aint nothing like it.

Yeeehah!!!

Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *Chokes On His Mucus* *Frantic Coughing*.. Um Sorry.. Where Was I?

You where laughing maniacly Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Aaah Yes, Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *Several Hours Later* ha....haha...ha..a.h.aah.ha..hah.. O Bother.

Let's stay on subject.

SKOUTCH

I am friends with many of them, they are very nice, even Fernando likes them.

....?

Yeah, it's rare that Fernando likes anyone, but he likes Skoultches.

beepboop

Ok...Flatadams... Zark Off My Forum And Go Mess About On The Illiterate Forum.

He'll be lonely

Should Be....He Doesn't Do Much.

Skoultches have tried to make their own cheese, with little success. Maybe it's because they don't have the equipment neccesery, maybe they don't have the right recipe. Or maybe it's because they get their milk from Pigs.

I guess we'll never know.

That explains it

I SAID...I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW!!!

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Um..err...NO!!!