Monsters a guide

Or Is It?

As a Keeper of the Forests, I am one to know of this (I am suprised Dead Draco, are you not too a student of the nature of Nature.) Every fauna is a creature, it can be classified as a monster if it has done one of the following:

A. Kill someone, damage something (something big or very important mind you, and it must be deliberate), or just scares the living daylights out of someone (again this has to be either realy scary or the scare must have been deliberate and to do something other than to just scare i.e. scare someone to death or to scare them into giving them the keys to a safe)

B. Have to be evil or at least of sinister nature (If your dog kills a rat, it doesn't mean the dog is a murderor and must be sentenced for life.) However a non-evil creature can be a monster if it kills a sentient being.

C: It doesn't have any appearance criteria, but this point is important as a vicious looking demon with fiery eyes like Tartarus (trust me, you won't believe how scary that is) is much scarier than a puppy, even if the puppy is a mass murderer and has been charged with more criminal offences than any criminal ever.

D: A monster is generally considered to be anything that a player (like you or I) can kill. Anything we can't kill is reffered to as a NPC (Non-Player Character.)

P.S. Isn't it barbaric how we base our classification. It is a monster depending on if we can kill it or not...

E: If that creature is one of the following, it is immediatly classified as a monster, regardless of the past few criteria:

An Accountant
A Lawyer
An Insurance Salesman
An Encyclopedia Salesman

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I hope my short lecture has taught you all well in the classification of monsters so that you can be better enlightened in such matters and not offend passing monsters...I mean creatures

P.S. I should also have Mentioned High school Geometry Proffesors, they are also monsters

P.P.s Also Afrikaans teachers, they are much worse than accountants (if that is possible)

And High School A-Set Afrikaans Teachers.

And Insurance Hawkers.

Of Course, why indeed, many teachers and anyone involving themselves with law or insurance or encyclopedia selling is most definately evil.

But..But ....Bu-Bu-But I-I-I Sell Encyclopedias Now...(Why Did I Say That?)

Encclopedia salesmen *scowels* I hate them.

>>>>HELP ME<<<<

We should realy try and stick to the subject here on these forums.

We're A Random Bunch of Mad People Wadu Ya Expect?

Fernando will eat you.

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Who The Beep Master?

I understand Matthew Adams, the package will be delivered immediatly

Huh? WTZ?

Oh, are you still here?

P.S. Profesional Volleyball Player

What about ants?

They are critters.

Huh? WTZ?

Little things...harmless...unless they travel in swarms and are evil. Those type are monsters!

Well anything is evil if it swarms and tries to eat your brains

Generally

(zombies)